yo pussay stank
  • doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
  • me: tell me thats not sick
  • doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude
  • sappling:

    how ugly and bitter do you have to be to hate the kardashians? who hurt you? not kim

    (via beyoncebeytwice)

    sixsteen:

    i ship me and money

    (via hate)

    amortizing:

    third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

    (via natureaddict)

    psyducker:

    *marries u but only as a friend*

    (via zerref)