yo pussay stank

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via zackisontumblr)

thedangerousautumn:

* are mean to their mothers
* are against feminism
* only want you for your body
* will/are leading you on
* think you owe them something
* think they are entitled to your body

(Source: war-allthetime, via helioscentrifuge)

nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone

(via seanp0donnell)

  • doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
  • me: tell me thats not sick
  • doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude
  • sappling:

    how ugly and bitter do you have to be to hate the kardashians? who hurt you? not kim

    (via beyoncebeytwice)

    sixsteen:

    i ship me and money

    (via hate)